D100 Lists: Book Titles

How many times have you given your players a room with a bookshelf and they want to know the title of EVERY FRAKING BOOK?!

Now you can answer them. I’ve tried to mix a little humor in with some reasonable sounding names. I leave it up to you to decide what’s actually in the books.

1. Arneson’s Guide to Draconian Droppings
2. Beesman’s Guide to Clerical Effiency
3. Bend the Knee
4. The Black Fleet
5. Blades of the West
6. Brigands Throughout History
7. The Broken Blade
8. The Burning Lake
9. The Burnished Shield
10. Chastity: A Woman’s True Weapon
11. Clubs: Primitive and Effective
12. Comicus Rex
13. The Concubine’s Chronicle
14. Cotton as a Cash Crop
15. The Creeping Vine
16. The Crescent Moon
17. Death and Beyond
18. The Defeat of Walla Khan
19. Demigods of the Outer Planes
20. Dishonor Before Death: A Thief’s Tale
21. Dragons and Maidens: A History
22. Dwarven Ales: A Cautionary Tale
23. Effective Wood Gathering
24. Eight Love Potions
25. The End and the Beginning
26. The Equinox and Solstice
27. The Fall of the Yrin Empire
28. Fertility Rites of the Kobold
29. Fey Charms and Wards
30. Fields of Glory
31. Fletchings and Bow Strings
32. Fool’s Gold
33. The Forty-First Thief
34. The Frozen Volcano
35. Gelfling: Fact or Fiction?
36. Geysers of the Upper Plateau
37. The Glass Citadel
38. Gygaxian Lore and Legends
39. The Gypsy’s Curse
40. Harvest Sun
41. Hard Tack and Gruel: A Ship’s Cookbook
42. A History of Falconry
43. The Holy Word of Torm
44. Hughes’ Heraldry
45. Hunter’s Moon
46. Johan’s Field Guild to Elk
47. The Jongleur’s Bells
48. The King’s Guide to Hunting Boar
49. Knitting Your Way to Marriage
50. Know Your Carnivorous Plants
51. Lady DeWinter’s Betrayal
52. A Lovers’ Quarrel
53. Lunar Cycles
54. Magic Yourself Thin
55. Maps of Legend
56. Merchant’s Guide to the Ovarin Pass
57. Message in a Bottle
58. Midwifery
59. Minerals: Ore Grades
60. Minerals: Precious and Semi-Precious Stones
61. Ministers of the Red
62. My Time with Mermaids
63. Of Fools and Kings
64. Owlbears: Friend or Foe?
65. Prophets and Oracles
66. The Puerile Pass
67. Rain of Heaven
68. Roots and Fungi
69. Samuel’s Seminal on Slugs
70. The Sewers of Oldenburg
71. The Shattered Oak
72. Shipbuilding on the Eastern Seas
73. Signs and Portents
74. Siege Weapons of the Last Century
75. Slave Trading: A Historical Perspective
76. Stars and Constellations
77. Stellar Alignments and Conjuctions
78. Sparrows: African and European
79. Spores, Molds, and Fungi: A Cookbook for the Underdark
80. The Sun’s Orbital Path
81. Swordsmen of the Northern Sea
82. A Tale of Two Brothers
83. Tales of a Dwarven Mage
84. Thief of the Heart
85. Tidal Guide
86. The Tragedy of Quinn Wex
87. Treasures of the Sawtooth Mountains
88. Trees of the Eastern Provinces
89. Tribal Battle Tactics
90. Troglodyte Musk and Other Aphrodisiacs
91. Understanding Our Friends the Drow
92. A Wandering Minstrel
93. War: A Personal Recollection
94. Warriors of the Open Plains
95. The Weeping Unicorn
96. Weeval Extermination
97. The White Raven
98. Wines of the Southlands
99. Yarwin’s Voyage
100. Zarg’s Guide to Goblin Culture